You are a son of a bitch. Your imposible to sweep, vaccum, or mop up dry wall dust oozing onto every surface of my house... Your 3 inch concrete laced tile floor that busted matts rotator cuff before he submitted to your will and rented a jack hammer... Your hidden surprises of mold/wood rot behind the shower drywall, and a completely decomposed mouse skeleton above the medicine cabinet... Your never ending pile of debris littering my yard that Murphy chews and then throws up on my one nice rug... I hope you die a bloody death, and we never have to see your pepto bismal/ ugly black flower wallpapered face again.
Love Jan
Okay Jan, your pink bathroom is ugly and the toilet looked cleaner after I went to the bathroom then before...but the scale that flips out of the wall is totally cool.
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vintage tile murderer
ReplyDeletethis is the worst blog ever... u only update like every other week! we want to know what you had for dinner, what did murphy do yesterday that was sooo cute? come on! Plus, when is matt going to post? if you say its his blog too, then he should post equally! wtf!
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