A Word to Husbands
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup
Whenever you're wrong, admit it
Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash
Yes I realize that you are right and that I am big and fat at 8 1/2 months pregnant. But l am also horomonal and sleep deprived (not to mention carrying your child) so unless you want a grouchy wife... lets choose a different word to call my girth. Or just shut up about it.
(And seriously what do you expect with all these yummy Thanksgiving/Christmas treats around to eat?! )
oh jannie, you are so cute preggos and I am so mad that I didn't get to see you in all your big belly glory!
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